How the fuck did we conduct business before the internet existed? Today was one of the longest days at work as the internet was down. No e-mail, no info, no mapquest, no surfing – what the fuck?! It was today that I realized the importance of internet in my life, whether it be for personal or professional reasons. I could not function productively at work, so I excused myself for an early lunch to give the internet geeks a chance to fix the damn problem.

I had lunch at Corner Bakery and just people watched; women in business clothing turn me the fuck on. There is something about a chick in a business suit that makes me want to rip off that front they put on (as if they are some high powered executive at a popular firm) and treat them like the undercover freak in the sheets that they are. I also notice how competitive they are when it comes to “accessorizing” as they try to one up each other—and for what? Most of these broads that come off as unapproachable are the ones I like to stay away from, because, my brothers, pussy is not high maintenance—stuck up bitches are. Remember this.

After enjoying some ice cream, I headed back to work feenin for some vise tight cunt. I looked at the women around my office and couldn’t help but stare at their titties and asses for the rest of the day. The internet was up and running again, but it was slow as fuck, so I still couldn’t get any damn work done; so I decided to tamper with the thermostat and turned up the heat to get any of the ladies wearing sweaters or coats to take them the hell off. It was “reveal your assets day” in the office.

When I got home, I fired up the laptop and went straight to Pinkandperfect.com. Jessica hypnotized me with her administrative-assistant-by-day-to-dirty-filthy-whore-by-night look. Every broad has a little bit of Jessica in em. They try to portray a lady in the streets, but when in between the sheets, the dirty, filthy whore comes out. They are ALL the same—fuckin sluts. And that’s why I love them so much…

Ahhh the power of the lapdance! When I first started going to clubs this was MY way of hitting on guys. Not very subtle I guess, but I never went home alone!

This horny slut has an ass thing going on. She strips down to just her panties and some short shorts and rubs her peachy buns over his crotch, grinding into his lap making his cock rise to attention. So many women will tease with a lapdance… get you all hot and horny and then leave you high and dry! Well not this slutty teen! She’s ready to open every hole to his big meatstick…

And when I say every hole, that includes her ASS. Look at that thick dick sliding all the way into her tight puckered ass button, this babe sure knows how to have a good time!

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What’s this flick about you ask? It’s All About Ass 11. Need The Whackman elaborate? When it’s on then it’s on – let’s do the damn thang…

Francesca’s ass is in full focus as the camera follows her on a long walk into the house. She has smooth tanned skin, long brown hair, a pretty face, and a fit body. After some hot masturbation, she blowjobs Mark when he enters the room. First up is missionary. Then they get into doggystyle and after, there’s a good cowgirl ride with close-ups of her asshole hugging Mark’s cock. She gives him an aggressive blowjob with good hand action and receives a hefty sized facial for her efforts.

The scene opens with a close-up of Renee’s ass. She has a cute face (with a Goth look) and a killer body. Renee gets on all fours on a chair and uses a dildo on her ass. Darren enters and she attacks his meat with her mouth while keeping the dildo in her ass. Some fine no hands sucking leads to Darren tappin that ass in missionary before some sideways action. Cowgirl is next and her bouncing tushy looks good as she slams herself down on Darren. After more nice ass shots in doggy and some ass to mouth, Darren shoots his load in her mouth.

Honey is a small sexy Latina who has a great set of medium sized natural breasts and a nice booty. After she’s finished her sultry dance, she walks to the couch were she finds a dildo that’s soon sliding in her ass. She gives Mark a decent blowjob, but doesn’t take it deep. Her buns get split in doggy first and while she’s getting fucked she talks to Mark. Reverse cowgirl is next before they lay down for spooning. Honey gets on top for some cowgirl; she bounces until Mark quickly throws her off and fires a big load of all over the side of her face and chin.

Olivia is a nice looking blonde with a good body and a shapely ass. She does some solo anal action with a dildo to prepare for Mark’s prick, but not before she gets his boner in her mouth. She takes it balls deep showing The Whackman that she knows how to suck cock! His spit soaked dick goes straight up her ass in reverse cowgirl. She then turns toward Mark for cowgirl. She does some good ass to mouth before her crapper is pricked in spoon. The get into doggy and speed up the pace, working up a load of cum that’s fired into her mouth and cheek.

All About Ass 11 is exactly what the title says. It’s use and abuse on the ass thoroughly impressed The Whackman. The sex is intense and well shot and the sluts were enthusiastic and hot. Legend deserves their props as they picked some thoroughbreds who know how to suck and fuck. 6 gigantic loads of The Whackman’s love juice were unloaded and these tramps know exactly what “it’s all about”.

What’s this flick about you ask? It’s All About Ass 11. Need The Whackman elaborate? When it’s on then it’s on – let’s do the damn thang…

Francesca’s ass is in full focus as the camera follows her on a long walk into the house. She has smooth tanned skin, long brown hair, a pretty face, and a fit body. After some hot masturbation, she blowjobs Mark when he enters the room. First up is missionary. Then they get into doggystyle and after, there’s a good cowgirl ride with close-ups of her asshole hugging Mark’s cock. She gives him an aggressive blowjob with good hand action and receives a hefty sized facial for her efforts.

The scene opens with a close-up of Renee’s ass. She has a cute face (with a Goth look) and a killer body. Renee gets on all fours on a chair and uses a dildo on her ass. Darren enters and she attacks his meat with her mouth while keeping the dildo in her ass. Some fine no hands sucking leads to Darren tappin that ass in missionary before some sideways action. Cowgirl is next and her bouncing tushy looks good as she slams herself down on Darren. After more nice ass shots in doggy and some ass to mouth, Darren shoots his load in her mouth.

Honey is a small sexy Latina who has a great set of medium sized natural breasts and a nice booty. After she’s finished her sultry dance, she walks to the couch were she finds a dildo that’s soon sliding in her ass. She gives Mark a decent blowjob, but doesn’t take it deep. Her buns get split in doggy first and while she’s getting fucked she talks to Mark. Reverse cowgirl is next before they lay down for spooning. Honey gets on top for some cowgirl; she bounces until Mark quickly throws her off and fires a big load of all over the side of her face and chin.

Olivia is a nice looking blonde with a good body and a shapely ass. She does some solo anal action with a dildo to prepare for Mark’s prick, but not before she gets his boner in her mouth. She takes it balls deep showing The Whackman that she knows how to suck cock! His spit soaked dick goes straight up her ass in reverse cowgirl. She then turns toward Mark for cowgirl. She does some good ass to mouth before her crapper is pricked in spoon. The get into doggy and speed up the pace, working up a load of cum that’s fired into her mouth and cheek.

All About Ass 11 is exactly what the title says. It’s use and abuse on the ass thoroughly impressed The Whackman. The sex is intense and well shot and the sluts were enthusiastic and hot. Legend deserves their props as they picked some thoroughbreds who know how to suck and fuck. 6 gigantic loads of The Whackman’s love juice were unloaded and these tramps know exactly what “it’s all about”.

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With football back on TV, I was invited by a friend to a Monday Night Football party yesterday. I usually like watching the game by myself so that I can analyze the games going on because I like to refer to myself as a “sports analyst” come football time – I bet on football games every weekend for the duration of the regular season into the playoffs. I like to watch other sports as well, but there’s something about the NFL that has me “investing” into my sports knowledge. And at season’s end, I always ended up on the positive side.

My buddy (the one throwing the party) is a bookie as his side job and he loves when football season comes around because he gets a good amount of pocket change at the end of every week from these lame squares who are chasing dreams of parlaying bets. I, myself, prefer to just bet on one team and ride that bet out – win or lose. Fuck winning three games out of four. I thought of becoming a bookie, but I didn’t want to lose friends over debt nor did I want to get cracked by any of them.

My “girlfriend” came along because she wanted to share my spirit. She barely knows the rules of football and is basically joining me to show any other bitches there that I’m not available. I fucked up by telling her that a couple of my friends’ significant others are known to flirt with me. Well, nah, I didn’t fuck up – I set it up that way to show these out of shape heffers how they should look like when they see the 18 year old. Granted, they may be a decade or two older than my “girlfriend”, but that doesn’t excuse them from using a fuckin treadmill.

During the two minute warning, the 18 year old whispered in my ear for me to join her in the bathroom for a quickie. That’s what I like about a young piece of ass – they like to sporadically take charge and initiate the sex going down. She deserved the FuckHerRight.com treatment, and I gave her the business; I sat her on the sink top and covered her mouth while drilling away at her vise tight cunt. After I felt her body tremble, I lowered her to her knees to finish what she started; that’s my girl…

I have three tattoos, a dragon on my left ankle, a small panther on my right bicep and a cute dolphin on my left shoulder. None of them are big, but I always avoided having one done on my lower back cos I never wanted the ‘official’ tramp stamp.

I’ve been thinking about getting another one done (well, they do say tattoos are addictive!) and in my porn watching I’ve definitely seen some interesting tats and strange places for them. One spot that keeps appealing to me though is that crotch/groin area, to add a bit more definition to my ‘pussy shot’.

See Tweetie here? Now that’s the kind of spot I’m thinking, but I’m not quite sure what to get. A heart would be too cliché for me, and though I am a cartoon fan, I doubt I’d go sticking a cartoon character so close to my muff! Yin-yang or a cute lil devil are top of my list right now. Waddya think?

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Most of the time The Whackman sees older guys trying to pick up on young and innocent teenagers, and there’s a good reason why; the hormones of these young skanks are raging with excitement. The tables are turned and the little tramps think up various schemes to seduce the guys as they get them nice and hard to live out the naughty fantasies they’ve been waiting to act out since their 18th birthday! It’s Easy Prey 2…

Nineteen year old blonde Vanessa Michaels fantasizes about giving her tennis pro a lesson in ball handling when her parents are gone. They kiss and grope each other outside before heading inside. They strip down and Vanessa drops down to mouth Justin’s joystick. She bends over for him to play with her pierced pussy before he fills it with cock. She then rides him reverse cowgirl style and sucks it clean before turning around to bounce on it cowgirl style. Vanessa also lets Justin spoon her before nailing her missionary style. Justin blows his load over her neck.

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A brace faced Latina-looking Kat finds handyman Kurt working on the sink when she heads to the shower. Kat surprises him and he bumps his head on the sink. She comes over to do a little mouth to mouth. He then gives oral attention to each of her holes before having her suck his cock and slapping her face with it. She eagerly eats Kurt’s ass when he moves forward so it’s above her mouth. Kat slides her bald pussy down onto his cock for a little reverse cowgirl action before letting him fuck her ass doggy and reverse cowgirl style. Kat lets Kurt go back to her cunt for some missionary work, and then receives a decent facial.

When cable guy Nick shows up, cute brunette Eva can’t wait to get a bit of his cable. She diddles on the bed while he tries to work until he offers to help her. Nick kisses his way from Eva’s mouth down to her bald beaver before coming back up so she can work his cock. Nick instantaneously switches over to his primal form, swearing and grunting while Eva laughs girlishly and sucks him before moving back down into missionary style. They keep it doing with a bit of doggystyle, reverse cowgirl, and scissor fucking before Nick decorates Eva’s glasses with his guy goo.

Easy Prey 2 is a crock of shit. In the original Easy Prey, there was a pretty good focus on the girls preying on the older guys, but here, that idea barely raises its head. And what sucked ass even more is The Whackman was not attracted these whores. If The Whackman had to chose, cover girl Eva is the only cunt worthy enough to get The Whackman’s lovin. Only 2 forced shots trickled out of The Whackman in an oh so disappointed fashion.