Goddam you Fox TV. I hope your producers and writers all burn in some HBO crafted hell. Why does this movie bring on this rant you ask? Because (phony) ‘reality’ shows are destroying the entertainment industry…next thing you know they will have ‘reality’ plays on Broadway, but oh my god bringing that shit into porn…if I wanted shit in porn I would be watching scat.

Four mostly time wasting scenes of bimbos who dyslexically deliver a diahretic diatribe where you go oh-my-god won’t you ever shut up and use your mouth for something other than yapping away, like seriously dude, the beginning of each of these scenes you may as well just go off and grab a cheeseburger or something.

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Now to be fair, I will admit that if you were to edit out the bimbo babble and splice together just the sex, then some of this movie would be splooge-worthy.

Loose morals 2 gets that oh so loose number, a zero, on the cocks-up scale because even though like I said, the sex was hot, porn needs to remember that it is porn, and it isn’t there to entertain or to try to be intelligent.

Yep, those 70’s and 80’s punk rock bands have now got fans who are getting old enough to be grammas…
If this was the band The Clash now would be the perfect time for them to sing “Should I Stay or Should I Go” and scarily the dark-haired dude looks like he’s actually considering staying.

Dude….as if….unfortunately right wing fascist America that we live in now is like totally wayyy too conservative for us to have such a cool place to hang and bang. Something like this you gotta go to eastern Germany or some equally debauched disneyland of decadence out there in nowadays euro-slut Europe. But as far as a fantastical fantasyland to fuck in, Club Godiva is a place and a movie that will roxor your boxers.

Five scenes of the most sweet-ass place in the world to take a load off your feet and some other places that you totally need to get a load off of. Hot chicks willing, ready and eager to fulfill any fantasies that come into their club (mainstream ones anyway) and sizzle onto your screen as they hungrily gobble cock and in one particular super hot scene we get treated to some noisy finger banging and labia on labia action for a lucky customer’s pleasure.

All in all Club Godiva was a decent flick with better than average production values and the number one super seller for all movies, chicks that loved to fuck and gets a fantastical four cocks-up.
Damn tho, they really need to open one of these type of clubs over here.

The perfect thing for stay at home wives of the future…

Hey guys…ever find when you’re slamming your bitch that other than grabbing her hair and riding her like a pony or slapping her ass as you slam into her you just don’t know what to do with your hands?
Tit jobs for the back as well as the front…something to squeeze and keep your hands busy as well as the perfect way for her to take care of those middle aged rolls…

The 80’s meet whatever the hell we call what we’re in now in this very basic yet often hot flick. First we’ve got these chicks playing karate kid as they whacks on and whack off these dudes and then they show they can really pump up the volume as they bring these lucky guys to some pulse pounding eruptions.

Personally I think it’s much hotter when you watch some ultra-slut getting totally banged and then cum sprayed all over her, but hey in almost all of these ten tempestuous scenes you can tell that these chicks totally dig cock and majorly get off on stroking these guys and milking them til they shoot off.

Handjobs 10 gets two waiting to be satisfied cocks-up but would have gotten a much higher score if they had raised the bar a bit higher themselves.

I’ve only seen these on sleepers for babies and tots before…but great fucking idea (literally). These should be mandatory for all women’s pants and leggings.

This movie is a total documentary man…like if you wonder what some 30-something hot-to-trot real life MILF is like, check this movie out. It shows you that basically they consist of some cock-craved nympho who starts off yapping away endlessly blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and then mysteriously switching from using her mouth to talk to using her body to fuck.

So yeah, in four fairly hot and hardcore tent-rising scenes we get to see that deep down (and I mean DEEP) 30-something wives just want to yammer away pointlessly until finally somebody drives the point that they want home in all their holes.

MILTF 12 was a pretty decent view but finding cock-hungry eager to be fucked MILFs is about as hard as talking a teenager into killing themselves. Three cocks-up for MILTF 12.

I see this picture and all I can think is that snow white should sure as hell stay with these new dwarves. I mean I look at these guys and there isnt anyone sleepy or grumpy or bashful…these new dwarves appreciate her snowy “ass”ets.