Exsqueeze me, I thought porn was supposed to be hot or a turn-on. Sure, everybody’s got their little kinks and fetishes (if this is a kink it sure is a little one) but this movie makes me think that I’m watching some comedy made by the Wayans family (yknow the Scary movie dudes) when they were all whacked out on some weird shit after spending too many hours playing their gnomes on world of warcraft.

Like sure there’s sex in this, but man it’s hard to believe these are actually real people…sure they’re supposed to be aliens, but it still doesn’t make it sexy. If I wanna watch a movie about alien sex, then count me in to be like Captain Kirk and get to fuck all these big-titted blue skinned exotic looking chicks that stand taller than my knee, not something that looks like it should be a garden gnome in my front yard.

All I know is, after watching this movie, I totally gotta go check out a movie for tomorrow before I’m scarred for life and I will leave you with the words of our modern day sage and bard Randy Newman; “Short people got no reason to live…they got beady little eyes…don’t want no short people…you gotta pick em up just to say hello…they got little voices going squeak squeak…”

Well you get my point, but Double Midgetation doesn’t get any, zero cocks-up.

Exsqueeze me, I thought porn was supposed to be hot or a turn-on. Sure, everybody’s got their little kinks and fetishes (if this is a kink it sure is a little one) but this movie makes me think that I’m watching some comedy made by the Wayans family (yknow the Scary movie dudes) when they were all whacked out on some weird shit after spending too many hours playing their gnomes on world of warcraft.

Like sure there’s sex in this, but man it’s hard to believe these are actually real people…sure they’re supposed to be aliens, but it still doesn’t make it sexy. If I wanna watch a movie about alien sex, then count me in to be like Captain Kirk and get to fuck all these big-titted blue skinned exotic looking chicks that stand taller than my knee, not something that looks like it should be a garden gnome in my front yard.

All I know is, after watching this movie, I totally gotta go check out a movie for tomorrow before I’m scarred for life and I will leave you with the words of our modern day sage and bard Randy Newman; “Short people got no reason to live…they got beady little eyes…don’t want no short people…you gotta pick em up just to say hello…they got little voices going squeak squeak…”

Well you get my point, but Double Midgetation doesn’t get any, zero cocks-up.

Do you know what March means? Think of hot sandy beaches, college students, late nights, parties, alcohol, beads, etc… okay, so did you get it yet?

Yep, that’s right.. March means SPRING BREAK!! And we all know what THAT means! Hot sweaty bodies in skimpy bikinis, repressed chicks who have been working soooo hard during the first part of the year that they DESERVE to go wild on the beach, get nekkid and fuck every hot guy in sight! I love Spring Break, all the crazy college students who have been sexually pent up worrying about their studies use it as a perfect excuse to party hard and fuck even harder. This slutty college babe is used to sinking her teeth into the books, but not for Spring Break, that brings out the cockslut in her! Bring it on! I don’t even go to college and I can’t wait for Spring Break to start!!

FingerBang Jan

Dude this guy shouldnt be at the theater watching porn he should be in the damned movie himself. Like seriously if a chick wasn’t scared off by it she would be all over it and there’s obviously room for more than one….porn producers dream come true as well as slutty porn stars dream come true…whatta waste.

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Wow man, this guy plummets to depths that even Jaws would envy as he ravishes some tuna.

Unlike the last couple days this is one time when someone shows that real depth is part of fucking her right at FuckHerRight.com

This fun lovin super-slut at PinkandPerfect.com shows us that there’s many ways to be pink and perfect. I bet that if she actually opened her eyes you’d find they were very pink if not red, and that she is a perfectly stoned party girl.

Yeah yeah…we guys know how it really is…Avon, Tupperware, Amway, all the excuses you chicks have for why you gotta get away for a couple hours and why you can get so damned excited about the chance to buy a piece of plastic or some cheap make-up…

Here at MILFVixen.com they show us what really goes on with over-sexed 30-something mamas when they get out and about for these “parties”.

A flick that totally rules as far as blowjob movies go cos these sluts totally dig swallowing a cock and whatever loads they can get to explode out of it. Personally I dig there to be some real in and out pussy filling action as well as just blowjobs when I’m watching porn, but these babes do give a righteous showing as sluts who love the cock. Okay yeah…the moronic title being a Doors rip-off kinda bites like, if you wanna do something that assinine then make an anal movie and call it Backdoor Man.

A decadent decatant of splooge-splashing slut soaking scenes and in most of these we get two chicks for each lucky throat fucking guy as they demonstrate how much they crave forcefully going down on these fucksticks…like this is not one of those blowjob movies where some asian chick gently licks away and holds her mouth slack and open while it gets fucked without any expression from her. These are chicks that go orally crazy on cock and totally get off on seeing, swallowing or spraying the loads of cum that they unleash from these lucky bastards.

Cum On Baby Bite My Wire 2 doubles its own two with four cocks-up. It would’ve gotten a better score if I’d seen that these chicks loved fucking as much as they loved sucking.

A flick that totally rules as far as blowjob movies go cos these sluts totally dig swallowing a cock and whatever loads they can get to explode out of it. Personally I dig there to be some real in and out pussy filling action as well as just blowjobs when I’m watching porn, but these babes do give a righteous showing as sluts who love the cock. Okay yeah…the moronic title being a Doors rip-off kinda bites like, if you wanna do something that assinine then make an anal movie and call it Backdoor Man.

A decadent decatant of splooge-splashing slut soaking scenes and in most of these we get two chicks for each lucky throat fucking guy as they demonstrate how much they crave forcefully going down on these fucksticks…like this is not one of those blowjob movies where some asian chick gently licks away and holds her mouth slack and open while it gets fucked without any expression from her. These are chicks that go orally crazy on cock and totally get off on seeing, swallowing or spraying the loads of cum that they unleash from these lucky bastards.

Cum On Baby Bite My Wire 2 doubles its own two with four cocks-up. It would’ve gotten a better score if I’d seen that these chicks loved fucking as much as they loved sucking.

So the other day my cousin asked me if I ever get tired of looking at and watching porn. We were having one of those ‘I haven’t seen you in over a year, what have you been up to?’ kinda conversations, so I told her. Her first response was ‘Oh my God that’s PERFECT!’. See, she knows the kind of dirty mind I have…

I guess everyone gets jaded on things if they do them long enough, but to me, I don’t think I’ll EVER get sick of porn. Watching hot naked bodies fucking and getting it on DEFINITELY still turns me on, and sometimes I learn new techniques to try on my boyfriend or (if I have one at the time) girlfriend. Of course, the kind of porn I REALLY love usually has beautiful babes, well-hung guys and LOTS of action, not just a suck here and a fuck there, they enjoy what they’re doing, just like this slutty camper over at Cherry Filled Sex. I swear, they’ve got all the right moves over there, and plenty of content to jerk your load to.

FingerBang Jan